I FUCKING LOVED MY SPIROGRAPH.

So here's the thing:

I worked at Victoria's Secret for five years. I worked there during college, and then for a few years after I graduated because I couldn't find a "real job." (Eventually, I loaded all my hopes and dreams into my Kia and moved to the Big City and got a job that relates to my degree.)

With this in…

So tacky, so great. But seriously, can't we compromise? Multicolored for the tree, white for the outside of the house.

Uh, she tripped over that other kids walker. I don't think the dog did it alone.

Ruth is classy. Ruth volunteers at womens' shelters. Ruth wears rich body lotion. Ruth keeps her hair natural and wears it in a bun. Ruth runs the literacy program at the library. Ruth is good n

I'm not really so sure what's scary about this, it just seems like dumb random dialog you'd find wandering through an rpg city.

Thank you for teaching me the word otiose! Now I will be able to write an occupation on my customs forms this holiday season! Otioseus? Otiosist? I'll think on it...

I love the music, but I hate to admit that I don't really love her voice. (No judgment, because I'm no singer.)

The woman knows her fanbase!

Hopefully not too much of a spoiler, since it was mentioned in entertainment weekly, but she's a con artist, so the accent is part of the con, so she's supposed to be faking it.

Is it wrong that I can never love Fred Savage because of the episode of Boy Meets World where he plays a pervy professor who hits on Topanga and then hits Cory for calling him out on it? I never got into The Wonder Years, so my primary point of reference for him is playing a character who was a terrible person. …

I know this isn't the point, but I really loved the National Treasure movies, despite my better judgement. They are just fun. And they totally set it up for a third film, I'm dying to know what was on that damn page of the Book of Secrets. I find Diane Kruger and Justin Bartha delightful in their roles. Damnit…

Who gets DOURTNEY????!!!!

GUYYYYYYS! I can't care about tweet beat today! I need some dirt bag, I hear Doug and Court broke up AND I NEED DETAILS!!

This book is the best. My friend recommended it to me a couple of years ago and I pass it on to all my friends with daughters.

We're all going to get old and wrinkly.

There were far too many pictures of it... but... I kind of like the Lil Kim costume!

Oh, choose happiness. I'm supposed to choose it. All this time and I could have just chosen it. Choose the happiness guys.

I was 13 years old babysitting for a 10 month old baby. I put him to bed no problem and go back into the living room to watch TV. It's maybe 7 pm, parents due back at 11. I'm pretty paranoid about sleeping babies so I go back every maybe 20-30 minutes to make sure the kid is still breathing. At around 9 I check on…