It’s really nice when you hear that people you’re a huge fan of are actually great people. It’s really really nice.

He’s the poster child for failing upwards.

Could anyone have predicted that Jimmy Fucking Fallon would somehow host the Tonight Show for [check notes] almost ten years!? He’s such an insufferable hack, who is watching him?

Thank you for supplying the point of the article.

They also cut out his henchman’s intended gimmick of throwing playing cards to make it a more realistic setting, which had been the entire reason for casting Ricky Jay. The character is completely forgettable as a result.

Counterpart was fantastic, I have never heard someone complain about it.

The episode was literally 45 minutes of filler. It starts with them en route to planet X, and ends with them landing on planet X. Everything that comes between is a repeat of a character beat, exposition, or plot point from the first two episodes:

Well, yeah, the Empire can be an ineffectual bureaucracy because they’re the bad guys.

Phantom Menace: Sorry, heroes, we’d love to help with your urgent problem, but we’re politicians and bureaucracy just gets in the way. Oops.

Rogue One: Sorry, heroes, we’d love to help with your urgent problem, but we’re politicians and bureaucracy just gets in the way. Oops.

The Force Awakens: Sorry,…

::sees Big Fish abysmally low, eclipsed by late-career trash::

That was my biggest gripe with this list. It’s a great movie and one of the few I’d say surpasses the book it’s based on. 

I’d place Big Fish much higher, especially over Dark Shadows. Yeh, it’s corny at times, but also kinda delightful and the episodic nature of it works well...

Yup. It’s really the only thing the franchise has going on that’s worth a damn.

Its the sausage you can’t touch the McDs sausage

“If only we could make the muffin soggier and limper!”

Wendy’s really started pouring on the salt 7 years or so ago. It started with their fries and has pretty much progressed to their entire menu now.

This muffin issue is a problem with all competitors to the classic McMuffin. They try really hard to be a more substantial, possibly higher quality muffin that isn’t too crispy and doesn’t have any burnt edges. And that is why they fail.

considering that someone somehow survived having a lightsaber inside her (basically becoming just a flesh wound), the forehead will probably get slapped...

Listen, we can have a reasonable -- or in some places very unreasonable -- conversation about how good The Last Jedi is or is not, but to call it the best Star Wars movie when Empire exists is just silly.