They should have ended with Aoki.  His set was FIRE.

How did you write this article together? Did you alternate typing letters? Words? Sentences?

I’ll never understand works written by multiple authors. That being said, I loved The Strain.

Well shit. Sorry to see you leave, Jason, but with the way herbs gonna herb it was likely a matter of time. Kotaku was the first Gawker site a read most when I first started lurking around here and your work was a big reason why. I’ll be looking to where you land. Thanks for all the great articles.

Well I guess now all I have left to read around here is the root and the occasional io9 article, fuck the herb man, just fuck him.

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

“After a couple beats of silence, another racer chimed in over voice chat: “Kyle, you’re talking to everyone, buddy,” he said.

I mean, racism is basically part of Nascar’s brand. Surprised he didn’t get a raise from this. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2017/08/19/confederate-flag-still-important-symbol-nascar-fans/583320001/

Super disagree about the touch pad; lots of games made good use out of it. I loved how in Horizon you could set the HUD so that it would only pop up momentarily if you lightly tapped the touch pad, whereas a press would bring up the map. It’s a good feature that still has potential, so I don’t know why they would…

No please no. The symmetrical sticks might be the main reason I chose a PS system to start with. It feels so much more natural 

thank you so much for sharing my work <3 

Also twist:  “I’m brilliant in one field, therefore brilliant in another after a quick bit of browsing data”  

I thought it was sent to make sure New Mutants never got released?

for those exact same reasons, I found the Smash slot wasted. I mean, those fighters are a logical inclusion in Smash at launch, when it seemed weird they were relegated to Assist Trophies. Now, like year and a half after Smash released, and we already have characters like Banjo, Terry and Joker, are they bringing them…

I made an account exclusively to give a star to this comment.

They can’t even get the BO smell out of the stores what the heck do they think they can do with coronavirus?  

Thanks to the prevalence on the news, I read your username as “Eat On Coronavirus”

No seriously, What the fuck?

For example, Half-Life 2 at one point was going to have realistic physics tied to the player. But the first time they turned this featured on a dev ran into a wall and died.

Want to join my band? It’s called “Panic! At the Costco”.

I, literally, don’t understand the toilet paper fiasco. Newsflash, water from the toilet and water from the shower go to the same place. Worse comes to worse, just wash your ass in the shower ... which you should be doing anyway.