Bathwater

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

I think the vast majority of our voters forgot how to read. Democracy is dead.

I think the vast majority of our voters forgot how to read. Democracy is dead.

These are dipping sauces?

These are dipping sauces?

Finally! THe PS4 version has been on my wishlist forever!

I knew if I waited just a short 15 years I’d eventually be able to play Shadow of Colossus for free.

Oh sick. Man, time after time patience pays off on all these PS+ games, man. This is something like... the fourth out of the last 5 sets of PS+ games where there was a game I kept putting off getting but wanted but didn’t want badly enough to just outright buy yet. And now here we are. Thanks Sony!

All I gotta say.

It is strange that you posted this now, because I’ve had a PS4 since launch day and today was the first time I’ve ever noticed the install time being ridiculously long. I wasn’t even updating a massive game, I think it was the Mega Man X Collection, but I was actually surprised.

I leave my PS4 on sleep mode and have it set to auto-update but for whatever reason it doesn’t do it much of the time. Like this past Friday, I went to go play the newly updated UNIST (now UNICLR), which I had last played about three weeks ago and which had an update pushed to it on Tuesday, and it hadn’t…

Auto update is way too hit or miss for me. I leave my PS4 in sleep and sometimes it updates and copies games and other times it doesn’t. 

The problem SeaSquall is the PS4, even when in sleep mode, only checks for updates once a day and I believe its very early in the morning. If a game, say Apex Legends, releases a patch mid day, the game wont download that update until you boot up your console. So a bunch of us will want to play that night and it’s…

Oil has also been referred to as “liquid gold.”

Hate on this game all you want but sheesh, I’m jealous of kids nowadays who get support like this out of a free game that’s playable and cross platform on every gaming device out right now. 

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

And Astroglide was originally intended for use when cooling space shuttles. Also,

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

You mean you don’t enjoy clocking in each day to play a game like it’s a fucking job?

congratulations on finding the joke.