Oil has also been referred to as “liquid gold.”

Hate on this game all you want but sheesh, I’m jealous of kids nowadays who get support like this out of a free game that’s playable and cross platform on every gaming device out right now. 

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

And Astroglide was originally intended for use when cooling space shuttles. Also,

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

You mean you don’t enjoy clocking in each day to play a game like it’s a fucking job?

I’m not saying that I’ll never achieve true happiness without this, but it’s possible.

Fantastic reporting! I especially love this analogy:

Hey, I’m still on twitch... Where’s my bribe so I can switch over to what its name?

They even got in the fucing bonus stages!

Supposedly he was born in ‘97. That doesn’t pass the eye test but who fuckin knows these days.

I was honestly feeling this song, Ty’s part is pretty good.. but then that dude showed up and it was *record scratch*

BUWHAHAH Sueco looks like something a couple of tiktok-saavy 40 year olds assembled in a lab hastily converted from a laundry room.

“furikake”

Here’s a comic I made when this game got announced:

By far the most beautiful game I’ve ever played.

It helps to have the America’s Rocky Mountain region and Big Sky country prominently featured.

I don’t think PS2 versions of PSP games is what killed the PSP.

That won’t stop the unlicensed drivers in your scenario from 1) driving just as fast anyway, or 2) running into your smug ass and your high-speed license plate. Probably while not insured. 

This was a banner across the top of the main page on the Washington Post as BREAKING NEWS. You can hardly blame the bloggers.

“Did you consider having female characters playable?