"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

I wasn't in Ferguson. I don't know exactly what happened.

God created "Adam and Eve," not "Adam and I."

1. Apparently (so I hear) by A New Hope, new genetic material was introduced to the Stormtrooper biology.

The look on his face is chilling. Glad he's moving now.

Shows how well the coaching can develop young talent at FSU

Dude you posted this from your company's Kinja account!

"Stop Celebrating. This is Not an Occasion for Celebrating."

Detroit mayor: "Hooray, what a glorious day! Our troubles are over! Those big city boys have come to the rescue!"

(5 months from now)

[two months from now]

I mean, you COULD have a drink or two without actually being drunk, but... yeah, that's some pretty delightful horseshit. Going to the strip club just to have a drink, because you like the atmosphere? That's like the time I went into a Hollywood Video and just bought a box of Sour Patch Kids (long story, but…

Yeah, the way this guy explains everything away is just hilarious.

In the interest of saving time, let's make a list of NBA players who DON'T cartoonishly embellish the amount of contact. We'll put it next to the list of guys who DON'T hold out their hands and glare at the official in stunned disbelief when they are whistled for a foul.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

I hear the Lakers are terrible this year.