I’m pledging fealty to House Mahomes

Do it with Spiderman, you cowards. I dare you! 

what does that even mean 

I just yelled 

you’ll always always cherish that time spent in the zone of all-time Pacers great

The only Pokémon who only have one member of their species are the Sinnoh Legendaries

ooh buddy

i listened to her origin story and immediately said ok.... how is this Hank’s fault? 

requesting permission to scream

no one cares about your feelings, Jay

I’ve been waiting on this to hit the Switch since March and a good 95% of my hype was wiped out when I found out my account wouldn’t transfer. Really hoping a solution comes around for this. 

(It could be worse. After Secretariat was the first horse to win the Triple Crown in 25 years, it happened again twice more within five years. Now you know why Baby Boomers are the way they are.)

read it, scrolled down, thought about it, facepalmed, came back. +1 

me: lol man this is cra-

narrator: “and the driver is killed”

I concur with point A

slung that shit like a mike vick bullet pass 

gah I tried it a month ago and I’ve been thinking about it ever since.  Seeing someone else say they’re hooked validates me to go grab another.. 

i was pleasantly surprised that the Arby’s one was good. 

the holy one 

marchman what the fuck