ooh buddy

requesting permission to scream

no one cares about your feelings, Jay

I’ve been waiting on this to hit the Switch since March and a good 95% of my hype was wiped out when I found out my account wouldn’t transfer. Really hoping a solution comes around for this. 

(It could be worse. After Secretariat was the first horse to win the Triple Crown in 25 years, it happened again twice more within five years. Now you know why Baby Boomers are the way they are.)

read it, scrolled down, thought about it, facepalmed, came back. +1 

slung that shit like a mike vick bullet pass 

gah I tried it a month ago and I’ve been thinking about it ever since.  Seeing someone else say they’re hooked validates me to go grab another.. 

i was pleasantly surprised that the Arby’s one was good. 

the holy one 

marchman what the fuck 

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i tried to paste a tweet and it never showed up so i’ll just edit my original observation and say abolish the draft and let chaos reign 

cringe-worthy paragraph

luv 2 get feel-good chemistry and also receive responses based on my gender

BEAT EM LIKE A DRUM

I don’t see how you can be so salty about a damn good photoshop. They even got you smiling!

Cavaliers traded my workday productivity for a first round pick 

i’m going to be thinking about this all day. thank you.

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