[reads headline]

WHY HAVE YOU FAILED US KINJA

Here we witness Billicus Belichick: in its unnatural habitat, giving birth to a very confused adult baby with glasses.

Honestly those are the only reason I go to McDonalds a few times a year.

So much class. I'm always amazed by his poise. He's so eloquent. Really possesses the intangibles.

that's depressing. thank you!

Came out of the womb hatin'

"It's terrible, it's just not right!"

You tryna get the putt?

looks like we're blasting off again, amirite????

thought the same, and Jordan Brand.

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I hope I'm not coming on too strong when I say I love all of you guys

I appreciate the schoolgirl glee in this reply.

there's really no reason or explanation why people aren't captured on video storming the court, sprinting out of the gym, or catching the Holy Ghost.

I'm aware. 'Twas an attempt (poor joke) to spin "assist" into helping him (Kobe) score.

"He's only going to pass it to you if he thinks he can get an assist."

Three soon.