Big ups.

Lays money on the dresser.

$300 escorts are too risky.

“Classic rope a dope.”

Yeah butt I make partieZ awesome

You ruin most party's.

Not since MJ vanished after the first 3-peat has it been this wide open.

Kevin can you post the TV schedules I can't find them...

BOO YEAH

What a classless post. You sir, are a twit.

WOES

“Fart sauce and drippy poo that’s what makes me go choo choo! “

great fucking post

Gay-Rod... Amirite?

CELTICS IN 6!

+1

Only a total chode actually talks to himself like that.

Well he’s competing against what looks to be a Midget Witch, An ex-mid level 2nd Basemen and a Backpage prostitue, don’t think he should have much trouble...

Why link to splitsider? Why not just link to Simmons Grantland post?

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