Z Bo would kill everyone

☝️Pedophile☝️

As someone who battled Noah (Celtics fan) over the past half decade in the playoffs a lot, he is one of those guys that really gets the playoffs and goes 150% balls to wall in your face double intensity Gonzo.

I actually quite enjoyed that.

Also look at the setup of the play, Thomas has a screen set for him in the back court and he is already sprinting as he catches the inbounds pass, Brad Stevens ladies and gents, a real live coach in our midst.

Okay... Now that last paragraph was a tweet by Tony Kornheiser?

Cauley-Stein walked off without doing the handshake line.

...2/3rds through the video just before King Vince flops down to the field, keep an eye on the tall dark haired big dicked stranger, the guy grabs his girlfriends (wife?) shoulder and shakes it a few times, but strangely does it way behind Vince's back. And she reacts like she shouldn't...

...you realize T-Rex arms equals...

You're the guy at the party that keeps talking to one girl and you don't realize she's using you to make another guy jealous.

I kinda wish the Celtics still had him...

I call bullshit.

Exactly.

"Christ. His big meaty palms are just mere inches away from her soft, lotioned, supple skin, he's gotta be under more control than we are giving him credit for."

Ryan Leaf Jordan is what I was thinking...

+1000

In this case... ohhhh yeah...

DeAndre Jordan is never playing for the Lakers.

No no no, the real question is WHO ELSE WAS HE PRANKING?

I am horrified so many people watch this shit.