...you mean the term$ changed...

Shooo go away I am basking in her glory...

Dan Synder just called his agent.

Jerry: Larry you going to the party?

+1

So fucking obnoxious they dumped the TNT broadcast into the PA, fucking retarded. Ruined my experience completely.

GRONK DANCE ON ICE

MASE! My Prayers are with you my man.

Man shut up, Anthony Mason would punch you in the throat and hip check you into a concussion.

In a related story - Shawn Kemp is a pretty successful alcoholic.

My dad lost his shit a few years back and became gay, went drag and started a hardcore pro-gay punk band called: "Disagreeing Hardcore".

Jules that's goal.

BITE YOUR TOUNGE BOY!

that's a goal!

What's up with muscular dudes with tiny cocks?

I kept hoping Kanye West was going to interrupt my reading and tell me that true artists titty fuck.

I know the Patriots aren't a fan favorite here at Deadspin, but look no further than Ted Johnson for the saddest (ongoing) ending an NFL player ever had.

Really disappointed you're so out of touch.

Well said.