best announcer going.

UMass Boston actually.

I didn't even notice what he did?

I love how he writes like he's in the batters box.

I hope Kinja would never give up my IP and stuff...

Chris Broussard is such a pile of shit.

"It has a simple framework, and hasn't been beaten into the ground yet."

Marshawn Lynch however has gained 11,000,000 in guaranteed money from any fucking team in the NFL.

ummmm... Isn't Jim Irsay being treated completed differently in every which way humanly fucking possible.

Be careful, his existence could lead to another Patriots Super Bowl title, from what I see and read, most of America doesn't want that.

Well put. Same here.

This catch almost made me quit watching football.

As a Patriots homer, I gotta tell ya, today is a great day.

DID YOU SEE THE PLASMA SCREEN? Do kids die from falling plasma screens?

Keep writing, don't waste it here on Deadspin, you're funny and can write, do something with it.

Gronk or Lynch will decide this game.

I'm gonna regret saying this...

I fucked a girl once in Boston and she had on a Rick Mier jersey.

MVP.

Thanks Chris, Alice back to you.