And they bought his replacements with Qatari money from the Neymar deal. I mean, whatever, but Billy should at least be less hypocritical about it.

In sports, you’re worth what they’re willing to pay you (or pay for you). Good grief man.

Dear Blake,

I’ll explain it for you. In real soccer/football, if there’s a player in the box with the ball the defense will collapse around the player with the ball to present that opposing player from shooting/scoring. In FIFA, the defensive players controlled by the AI constantly run AWAY from the opposing player with the ball…

How was this goal not the result of the skill difference between the players but the deficiencies of the UT system?

I don’t really get FUT (or HUT or whatever else EA is putting into their games). I would love if EA would sell 2 different versions of FIFA: one with a basic career mode and head-to-head offline games, one with that plus online and FUT stuff. I would buy the cheaper one without all the bullshit.

Man, talk about my annual complaint for the last 10 years. Throw it up to legendary and suddenly your AI defenders start backpedaling away from opposing forwards in the box.

Fifa’s ai is so frustrating. instead of raising the difficulty making the opposing team better, it just makes your team worse, particularly if youre just in control of one player

I wonder when the stutter delays and sliders being changed up mid game came into play. Or the goals being scored with the ball passing THROUGH several players on the way to the net.

I’m sorry that’s a trash goal and precisely the reason why Ultimate Team is a scam. He didn’t even pull off a clean skill move. All that’s doing is abusing the inability of a human controlled team to defend properly. Then you have commentators and people watching losing their shit like he just pulled off something…

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Detroit would like a word with you

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

He has achieved a level of sass that can only be reached from years of working at the DMV.

Its not wrong, its splitting hairs....both albums have maybe 1 bad song each....

Lmao. My friend waited to ambush an approaching car as he was getting close to the circle. He expected him to stop. Fucker jumped over the hill and lander right on his face while he was hidding. All an accident. This game sometimes i swear

You got a double Bush Splat? Congratulations, I didn’t even know that was possible.

If I’m in a vehicle, I run over every bush I see. Gotten a couple of you shrubbery-huggers this way.