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If you’re looking for a good person to root for, you should probably skip this fight. Using homophobic slurs seems like one of the less-bad things Mayweather has done.

It’s all about the clicks yo. I fell for it.

[reaches in garbage to retrieve fluff sandwich]

I disagree on the even spread portion. I had a healthy appetite, so I liked to add more PB&J without the extra bread of a second sandwich, so I make the peanut butter higher around the edges so that taking a bite does not squeeze jelly out of the other side. If possible, don’t make them in advance because the bread

where’s the “use marshmallow fluff” pro-tip?

So the whole park is going to be set against a giant matte painting???

you should see em on a bus then!

OOoooh I have one. When you are the EMT and some guy keeps telling you to give the trauma victim some space.

If someone says “I’m here to kill John Conner”, and you are John Conner, it may be fair to ask “do you know who I am?”

Exactly. Otherwise, bottle to the head.

Trying to think of a context in which “do you know who I am?” would be appropriate and I’m hard pressed. Maybe when your spouse just wakes up from a ten year coma?

Sort of like in The Fifth Element, where the passengers get into cushioned bunks, and the flight attendants push a button that instantly knocks them out for the duration of the flight. “Good night, Mr. Dallas.”

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

Sure they’re apex predators, but let’s stick them in a big cement pond, throw in a few human trainers in wetsuits, and invite tourists to bring the kids down to watch. What could go wrong?

I hate it when the best answer I get for “when is this show I love coming back????” (Hello, Westworld and American Gods) is

Say what you will, but I find them and their hunting behavior/techniques fascinating. Very intelligent creatures.

Don’t know about ocras, but Oprahs, yes.

Not for me. I’m a total animal softy, even ugly animals, but natural predator/prey stuff I’ve most always been able to handle because its normal and essential for the survival of both species.