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That poor Lambo...

Based upon the new rule changes, Jay Leno feels the time is right for him to field a Formula 1 team.

what. is. that.

in what way is it a "turd"? Cause the car it's originally based off tended to rust?

It's one of the hottest of the hot hatches of it's era, it has proven rallying capabilities, it's basically an Evo before Evos were evos.

I think once you've had the factory widen it, reinforce it, give it all new body panels, give it…

It was a sedan, so no, not a Z24.

Travis, this is a terrible, terrible headline. These types of headlines perpetuate the misplaced but common ethos that science is this monolithic thing and every new study represents ALL of "THE SCIENCE". I guess that a headline that said, "A handful of scientists studied bicycle physics, couldn't figure it out, moved…

Back in the mid 70's, at the behest of sponsor Export A, Canadian driver Gary Beck made a lap of Mosport in his... Top Fuel Dragster. The car was fast enough on the straights that a slow navigation of Moss corner prevented him from setting a course lap record.

I can speak to this one. I raced a solar car (I'm entirely aware of the oxymoron) cross country in 1995. A day into the race the physicist in the chase vehicle was furiously calculating just this equation to relate to me in the cockpit. I heard the radio come on, then abruptly shut off, he'd looked at the telemetry.…

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN?!?!"

I can top that.

somebody get me a submarine, Monkey needs him an engine swap

Actually this comment sucks, die in a fire you idiot

Lots of really good ones mentioned already. Cleaning it, yup, better ties, up, replacing fluids, absolutly.

It's the Jeep Cherokee SE/Sport 2-door, with the old 4.0L inline 6.

Jeep Wagoneer

These. OMG, it's these.

seriously though, how about this

Notice how so few of the wheels posted have any buttons or switches on them? Manufacturers take note: Golf course is for golf, tennis court is for tennis, steering wheel is for STEERING. —Instant heart-click for anybody who can name the movie reference.