Shit, I always thought those were like golf scores. All those people I know who talk about how awful New York and California and Washington are must be confused, too.

There’s not but six of them. Why are you holding them to this standard you know they can’t meet?

Lindsey Graham calling someone a racist is . . .

It’s remarkable how used to the taste of farted-in slacks that man is.

I didn’t question your meaning, just whether it was an accurate characterization. I don’t believe it is, even with the additional context.

Well, that’s no good. Meanwhile, The Mandalorian is out there making vibro-weapons look cool, and giving us really badass customization options that could be applied to a Dark Forces style game. I don’t even need the game to be “official canon,” just give me a cool game where I can be an operative and fight gimmick…

Does she? She seems to understand the issues at hand, so “a child’s understanding” seems inapt. Is your understanding of the problem that she’s not sufficiently supportive of the mainstream party positions? Because that’s not what she was elected on.

I’d bet good money they only come around when nobody is looking. It’s a Kkkalvin and Hobbes situation.

I’ve not heard about anyone else besides Medvedev, but last I heard, he upset Papa when he took his turn “at the helm,” back when the Russian government was still pretending they gave a shit about their constitution. He tried to make his own choices a couple times, and like anyone else with a bad boss, he chose…

Just to add on, after this, the Board of Governors (appointees of our badly gerrymandered Republican General Assembly) also gave out an additional $74,999 payment to neo-Confederate groups. $75,000 triggers automatic review.

Putin only kills his folks if they try to defect.

Go on, tell us how you’re an ex-SEAL terrorist puncher with 312 fights “in the street.”

“hE WAs DOin’ GooD tIl his jAW GOt BroKEn!”

Honestly, it should have been obvious that anyone with that much flapping of the chin pre-fight was susceptible. There’s pre-fight trash talk and there’s “That guy is gonna rightfully scramble your fucking egg if you keep that shit up.”

I saw it in the article clip with sound off, and all I could say was “Yikes.” Duplo-brand Rocky better learn to cover up. But I hope he never does, if he’s going to continue to be a horrifying racist asshole.

Current word is that the officer is fired, which seems like such an obvious move that it’s embarrassing it took so long to get there, and they’re reviewing the case for charges. 

I liked that a lot. I did wonder what the hell Luke had done to merit just being straight ambushed, but I guess he was either recognizable as a native or he just looked like easy pickings? It was pretty cool, regardless.

You could totally do a Dagwood, though. The secret is toothpicks, and a third piece of bread. And also a willingness to figure out what to do with the rest of the four types of cold cuts and cooked bacon you need to do it.

There are a lot of French elements in Russian language and culture (based on my very short time studying the language, which I promptly forgot). I think during a couple of the czars’ times, there were pushes to be “more European” and I think one of their big cultural influences was France. People have been assuming…