Go on, tell us how you’re an ex-SEAL terrorist puncher with 312 fights “in the street.”

“hE WAs DOin’ GooD tIl his jAW GOt BroKEn!”

Honestly, it should have been obvious that anyone with that much flapping of the chin pre-fight was susceptible. There’s pre-fight trash talk and there’s “That guy is gonna rightfully scramble your fucking egg if you keep that shit up.”

I saw it in the article clip with sound off, and all I could say was “Yikes.” Duplo-brand Rocky better learn to cover up. But I hope he never does, if he’s going to continue to be a horrifying racist asshole.

Current word is that the officer is fired, which seems like such an obvious move that it’s embarrassing it took so long to get there, and they’re reviewing the case for charges. 

Well, he is setting himself up to be the next Hoover. 

If only literally everyone who ever learned anything about the history of the region, or who knows anything at all about regional politics, or who had paid attention to the news consistently over the past several decades, could have told the President of the United States that this was exactly what was going to happen…

“There was a hidden, ancient device, that made everyone related for no goddamn reason...”

Shit, I didn’t hear about that. Never mind how citizenship works or whatever, huh? Or that maybe Jewish people aren’t a monolith, or that the historical connotations are fucking horrifying, or that it’s just intensely screwed up to try to declare a religious or ethnic group to be “Other.”

You’re literally sandwiched by people working real hard to troll this article not on substance, but on the basis that Mao and Stalin and Hitler were bad, too, m’kay?

I’ve learned that this comment shows that I am very privileged according to a person in an acronym thing I never heard of. I guess because I pointed out that a guy was doing something he shouldn’t do on the strength of being really rich.

It’s a 3 ft. tall, 8 in. wide, apparently-solid object covered in reflective surfaces. It’s literally designed to be a visible barrier for people driving vehicles. If he’s not just kinda shitty at driving this truck, that suggests there are some design issues - such as that it would be very easy to run over anything…

I liked that a lot. I did wonder what the hell Luke had done to merit just being straight ambushed, but I guess he was either recognizable as a native or he just looked like easy pickings? It was pretty cool, regardless.

And then drive off with that one flattened gutter jammed in their bumper?

I did have that same thought about maybe he had a drink at Nobu. But honestly, it’s also easy to hit stuff in a truck if you’re not used to that size of vehicle. I suspect Elon is just not terribly good at driving this monstrosity yet.

Are you the one who leaves the big-ass scuff marks on all the drive-thru walls? 

I dunno, “rich guy drives truck missing a number of important safety features on public roads, promptly runs over child-size object” seems like it’s of interest. Heck, that someone’s driving around this weird-ass prototype is of interest.

You could totally do a Dagwood, though. The secret is toothpicks, and a third piece of bread. And also a willingness to figure out what to do with the rest of the four types of cold cuts and cooked bacon you need to do it.

Otterprecocious? 

There are a lot of French elements in Russian language and culture (based on my very short time studying the language, which I promptly forgot). I think during a couple of the czars’ times, there were pushes to be “more European” and I think one of their big cultural influences was France. People have been assuming…