The funny thing is that someone probably had to explain to them why alt-righters were being banned on social media, and they understood it so poorly that they think it applies here, too. They were probably so excited to think they were gonna get to turn that around on someone!

Dear grays guy,

“One day, I’ll find and imprison all these people for hurting my feelings with their mean, mean words. Then I’ll have someone hurt them.”

This is clearly evidence that Wilbur Ross personally sacrifices veterans and orphans to Satan. Or else he’d use official email servers.

Well, I guess we all ought to be excited that we’ll get to be economic and climate migrants because we won’t be able to afford homes. But not dystopian, because some of us will go to Burning Man or whatever. Why am I suddenly remembering details of The Grapes of Wrath?

OH MY GOD. It was so good.

Galactose brain? Something there?

There was that whole thing where she showed up with an unreasonably jacked European man and they maimed 307 police officers with a mind-boggling array of illegal weapons and destroyed billions of dollars in public and private property (including a lot of highly secret, super-advanced tech research) with (also illegal)…

Donald Trump can’t eat anything alive, that’s why he has the meat burned to oblivion. Literally anyone who can buy a car on their own can negotiate and wheel and deal at Trump’s level.

“With a slightly shitty starter.”

Literally, “darn Millennials and kids and their continuing existence in the world. The nerve.”

There’s just Caitlyn, coming by afterhours to cheerily break it to everyone that they have to go in the corner, and they’ll be tased into submission every other Thursday so it can be hosed out.

Don’t forget “the antifa.”

Jesus Christ. Nobody was hoping for a shooting. Mostly, people were afraid there would be one, because we’ve reached a place in our society where people decide what they really ought to do to express their frustration is identify with the murder part of murder-clowns, because that’s a thing that’s already happened.

I’m sure they’ll do their best to drive it into the dirt. I am now curious about the union participation among the other sites that Splinter was making such a big deal of on their end. And also concerned because I really like The Root and Gizmodo.

I’d bet that’s a component of it, but it’s also worth remembering that part of the reason (for some women) that they’re doing that stuff instead of going with a way more basic cut like you or I get is a set of social conventions and expectations around their appearance. So, for my wife, if she rolled into my place and…

Might be that since there have been multiple instances where the company has been found negligent, there’s preventive maintenance that would mitigate or reduce the risk of fires, which is what most people are calling for to be done on a smaller scale but more consistent basis to avoid having to shut down big parts of…

Yes. I go to a moderately-nice place (they do straight-razor shaves that really keep your neckline clean for way longer), and it costs $20-$40, depending, for a haircut/face trim. My wife goes to a moderately-nice place for cut and color, and it generally costs in the neighborhood of what AOC is apparently paying.…

I like to do the ol’ ctrl+v and keep it in the clipboard to paste in to my next recipe.

I said it elsewhere, but he tanked the Iran treaty and put them back under sanctions (which hurt some, I think, but not as bad as the previous system), and the U.S. economy, which went from strong (if poorly distributed and unequal) growth to “When is the next recession happening?”