Between the two of them, these goons have committed fraud multiple times now. How they’ve avoided a couple of years in a minimum security prison is beyond me, except to say that if you ever needed a face to put on white privilege, it’s these two lying jackasses anytime they’re photographed without bars in the frame,…

This seems like a better system than the one I grew up with, which was to remove small wedges from around the bologna slice. It ended up looking like a weird Iron Cross-type shape, which was odd.

On paper, yeah. But there’s been retaliation against whistleblowers just about as long as there have been whistleblowers. Even the poor bastard who called the cops on Nixon’s burglary crew got royally screwed for years and years.

That was my first thought. I was a fetus or infant while these were running, but I was pretty sure it was Wendy’s.

Man, how much do you think the coffee mug replacement budget has gone up at this point? The only good thing is that forever and ever, when someone says “Government should be run like a business,” we can point to this. Almost all business people. None who could find their ass with both hands and search team.

Don’t you have some paint chips to eat?

The thing that gets me is . . . this weirdly suggests he (somehow) didn’t know he couldn’t do this. Like, he genuinely doesn’t understand why anyone would be upset or bothered by it. I feel like that suggests he’s done this kind of thing a lot before, and a phone call with a quiet “Look, we’re both big people, we…

You seem like the kind of person who only recognizes a joke when it includes a racial slur and the words “walk into a bar.”

A child is only as good as their ability to obey authority, to a conservative. It’s the best way to get adults who want to have control and power over others, but are willing to spend a decade or two eating frogs to get it.

Do you guys listen to yourselves? Like, when you talk? 

“I mean, it’s not even like it’s doing anything. That’s why we’re devoting several minutes to this. And why isn’t this kid doing something that’ll matter, like giving up her ability to communicate with others, or running for President of the United States as a 16-year-old Swede?”

Hate is a pretty strong word. Like, I don’t think she’s a particularly stellar leader, and I think she’s about as progressive as the six o’clock news. But you’d be a fool to argue that she’s not also a very capable politician.

That’s something that’s genuinely a bit scary to me. It was a scary thought a couple years ago, too.

Most conservative people I know already view her as some kind of lunatic left-winger, and even people in the center weirdly perceive her as being off to that side. And really, the only things she seems to have a strong feeling about are centrism, supporting the status quo, and some pretty strict (and light on…

You mean the kind that goes on your Permanent Record???

0.7/10

So, this article is just asking you to maybe stop sending the harassing messages to people.

Getting it in as sworn testimony is important, and establishing that there were multiple people involved is important for a RICO charge.

I guess you’re right - just getting him a new job is not gonna throw anybody off the trail. That picture looks like the guy you’d see running the Skittles Cartel in the gritty Candyland reboot.