I fucking love libertarians. And by that, I mean they’re ridiculous and dumb so much of the time in harmful and/or cruel ways that we’re really forced to laugh when they do some shit like that.

I’ve met a bunch of those guys (a family member is friends with several, and others are just from my hometown or near where I live now), and I promise, even among the ones with money and status and education, some of them are still pretty racist. Like, they’re not all “comfortable with the N-word” racist, but they’re…

“Optimizing” usually doesn’t include assisting agents of a burgeoning authoritarian police state, or embracing the descent of one’s soul into a moldy pancake. So that would run counter to their mission statement.

“I can’t believe people would oppose illegal searches and detentions by federal agents, or that they would want their neighbors to remain with their families despite the fact that undocumented immigrants killed a number of people comparable to, but less than, Romaine lettuce last year.”

I didn’t know Michael Chabon was involved, and that actually makes me a little more interested. I don’t know if I’ll spring for a subscription specifically to watch the show, but if my cautious optimism is justified, I might think about it...

Hey. Hey. Credit where it’s due.

They certainly seemed to have trained him on use of force out of the Wal-Mart Bargain Bin. A lot of old Chuck Norris and Charlie Bronson features, is my guess.

If we’re being fair, a lot of well-off white people with gym memberships, beach homes, and retirement plans voted for him, as well.

If something is so racist that Mark Walker is uncomfortable, it’s a bit silly of you to try to argue that it’s not even actually racist. But it’s okay, I know that’s not a sincerely-held position for you as much as something you just like to argue to flummox people (or try to convince them that it’s okay to say these…

I thought all the racist screeching went down up the road from my place a couple nights ago, when the President was in town. There’s a whole article about it up there.

Dear YourMOM in the grays:

I can’t believe that we’re expected to take the word of the nation’s highest court, which is tasked with interpreting the Constitution, on matters of law. /s

TIL if I really loved my wife or God I would not allow my boss into my office without a chaperone.

Hey, you’re a bad person. Also, death caused by medical neglect while a parent is actively trying to access care is not the fault of the parent. So not only are you actually a bad person lacking empathy despite your moment of lip service over a dead baby, you’re a dumbass, too.

She’s planning to play the long game. Just another 10-15 years, and we can start working on the important issues!

Man, you really like pretending people said the thing you wish they said, huh?

She looks like she’s in that photo because he promised she could yell at someone afterward. He looks like he’s excited as shit to make sure no one does anything that doesn’t align well with his religious beliefs ever again.

COBRA would at least be looking to have a world left to rule.

It’s definitely something that occurs, but my theory on it with law enforcement is that between that tendency to attract that exact wrong type of person as a significant portion of their recruits and the explicitly hostile attitude many training programs instill toward the public generally (while doing nothing to…

Are we 100% certain Zartan is the greater of two evils in that scenario?