If we’re being fair, a lot of well-off white people with gym memberships, beach homes, and retirement plans voted for him, as well.

If something is so racist that Mark Walker is uncomfortable, it’s a bit silly of you to try to argue that it’s not even actually racist. But it’s okay, I know that’s not a sincerely-held position for you as much as something you just like to argue to flummox people (or try to convince them that it’s okay to say these…

I thought all the racist screeching went down up the road from my place a couple nights ago, when the President was in town. There’s a whole article about it up there.

Dear YourMOM in the grays:

I can’t believe that we’re expected to take the word of the nation’s highest court, which is tasked with interpreting the Constitution, on matters of law. /s

TIL if I really loved my wife or God I would not allow my boss into my office without a chaperone.

Hey, you’re a bad person. Also, death caused by medical neglect while a parent is actively trying to access care is not the fault of the parent. So not only are you actually a bad person lacking empathy despite your moment of lip service over a dead baby, you’re a dumbass, too.

She’s planning to play the long game. Just another 10-15 years, and we can start working on the important issues!

Man, you really like pretending people said the thing you wish they said, huh?

She looks like she’s in that photo because he promised she could yell at someone afterward. He looks like he’s excited as shit to make sure no one does anything that doesn’t align well with his religious beliefs ever again.

COBRA would at least be looking to have a world left to rule.

It’s definitely something that occurs, but my theory on it with law enforcement is that between that tendency to attract that exact wrong type of person as a significant portion of their recruits and the explicitly hostile attitude many training programs instill toward the public generally (while doing nothing to…

Are we 100% certain Zartan is the greater of two evils in that scenario?

You’re going to get a lot of applicants who have those tendencies toward abuse, cruelty, or neglect in any job like that, especially where the people they’ll be dealing with are vulnerable. Usually, efforts are made to try to filter those people out. Here it’s looking like a feature, not a bug.

I often wonder about that, when you’re trying to apply it to someone who hasn’t been on the street since he got his bike stolen as a child. Unless they just mean “He cheats people out of money,” which I guess counts as a skill. But it’s not like you need to pay a ton of money to a business school to learn how to stiff…

I’m sure your degree comes in handy when you go to post dumbass troll comments on the internet. Enjoy your picture books or whatever.

As we all know, really brilliant people are at pains to describe themselves as geniuses to anyone who will listen.

I have never read a more business-major statement in my life. Lay your Juul on any good books lately?

Weird. It’s almost like they didn’t mind if they snagged up a large group of black and brown people and prevented them from voting????

Yeah, that Kenny Loggins song was written about it. Danger Zone. It’s about John Adams’ F/A-18 squadron sinking the H.M.S. Francis Scott Key carrier group to clear the way to bomb King George III’s heavy water production facilities, setting back their fissile material production through at least 1795.