So, politically motivated threats of violence, intended to terrorize...

It’s always interesting when they fuck up and say the quiet part out loud, and then have to walk it back.

I’m not sure. I now hope it was a precocious 8-year-old, though.

It’s not really shocking that she’s not even smart enough to figure out how to do the heinous, wicked thing she wants to do. It’s like an evil version of this:

My understanding has always been that Germans DGAF.

If they didn’t want to be singled out, they could have not come out against marriage equality and not actively supported anti-LGBT policies. It’d have been real easy - so easy that every other fast food chain has managed to do it. That they’re whining about people’s reactions to their crappy actions and public…

Gosh, you really got that boot in there molar deep, huh? Usually all they want you to do is lick it clean, bud.

This is perhaps the dumbest series of words I’ve read all day, and I’ve looked at Reddit today. You dumb.

But at least they got rid of all the trolls by banishing all users en masse! /s

They’ll do the elections, and a lot of them will be reasonably legitimate. The real question is what’s he going to do if he (hopefully, likely) loses? 

You’d be surprised. I haven’t quite nailed the temp/timing yet, but if you can land that good over easy/over medium line in the oven, it’s kind of great.

Same, the “false reading” thing seemed almost comforting for a minute, since it doesn’t require us to rethink how an object can fly. But if there’s actually a thing there, that suggests that at least they’re able to send highly-trained pilots using the best known technology chasing after shadows and disappear. If the…

Bud. There’s a lot of good, but we’re looking down the barrel of ecological catastrophe, and most likely huge changes in our economies, societies, and political structures, which will not necessarily be for the better.

In fairness, they built in a bunch of limits to Presidential power, which have been weakened over time. That, and they really assumed it was going to be mostly relatively wealthy white dudes voting and operating the government, and they’d have a bunch of common interests. The Founders had some definite and severe racia…

It’s nonsense that there are two distinct sets of laws, though, and that this man nearly got killed because Barney Fife can’t control his near-panic when he’s doing what should be a relatively routine part of his job. The fact that this man is getting multiple conflicting commands from this gun-waving nincompoop and…

Done with a marker/felt tip, large block letters, individualized/completely fucked spelling, very broad thesis points with no supporting facts to trip over . . .

My accent causes me to pronounce “pin” and “pen” almost identically, but because I’m not a complete dumbass, I know that one of those items is used to write and one is used to attach things to each other. It’s a shame his shitty, white-supremacist dad just helped him coast through school and come out an entitled,…

“It was actually Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and their extreme-left allies who did the deed. Every time.”

My favorite thing is the insistence that unnecessary tariffs that damage our economy are “paying” for something.

I bet it smells like old pork rinds and pan-burned cheese.