I feel like he’d have to personally fund reparations for the character of Cleveland alone.

Which is an idea I’d green light for a rom-com, a sitcom, or a reality tv show. 

There’s a place near me that does their slices like that, but only on their obnoxiously sized party pie. The thing’s a circular pizza that’s a good three feet across, so a classic slice would be...unwieldy. 

I wonder if he’s sufficiently disconnected from the reality of life under this administration that he just doesn’t realize 45 is trying to gut the post office, so he doesn’t see a contradiction here. 

A line of tactical Spanx would be really profitable. 

And yet my favorite Tom the Dancing Bug comic reminds us how the conservatives misrepresent the time period they so like to glorify!

But what did it say?

I understand the fox is perfectly welcome at the Woolworths. 

They’re occupied at the moment. Those goalposts won’t move themselves you know!

Willie better be up there or there will be trouble.

That is one of the finest sentences I’ve ever read. 

The hymns in that church would be far more entertaining than the ones I’m used to hearing. 

The only way out of this mess is through it. Steer into it. Make an entire series of beers labeled with various cultures’ words for pubes. Sell each sixer with a merkin beer koozie. 

I DIDN’T KNOW COVID CAUSED RANDOM FUCKING ZMF SHOUTING!

Granny always used to say “and people in Hell want ice water.” If they’re in Hell and they want it, it must be sinful. That’s just the science those liberal types are always going on about. 

Milk is sinful. It comes from *nipples* and Mother wouldn’t approve. Nothing but tap water for Mikey. Room temperature please...ice is against God’s divine plan. 

This topic was posted seven hours and twenty minutes ago and not a single effort has been made to set this series of pictures to Yakety Sax? What has happened to you, A.V. Club?

I got a subscription for my wife’s birthday last year, and I assure you adults can enjoy it too! It really is just about $5 worth of bodega snacks from whatever the country of the month’s version of a bodega might be, but it was fun to try new things. Almost every month had some variation on the Cheetos style “cheese”…

It’s the guy who turns kids into donkeys, right? Hanks has experience with drugs and donkeys.