Yes! Dangle trying to suck out the prongs, her biting Williams’ arm...that show was golden. 

King is awesome and The Shining is also very clearly the superior “boy who lived” story.

I can’t continue eating processed/ground chicken (patties, nuggets, whatever) if I happen to bite into a piece of gristle. I immediately feel my gorge rising and have to inconspicuously dispose of the piece in my mouth before my entire system revolts, and the remainder of the serving is psychologically tainted to the…

Time to pour one out for famed A.V. Club commentator Dikachu, lost in the great Kinjapocalypse.

I saw the video and assumed it was some sort of sketch. Woman even looks like a character played by Kerri Kenney-Silver...poor trigger discipline and all.

If the mustache is thin, he will not win. 

It really does seem to be well past the point of diminishing returns here.  

He was so subtle and still conveyed so much in that scene, and the one where he decides what to do with Gandolfini’s character. The more I think about it the more I really believe this one could’ve been his best performance. Not necessarily his best role (tough to beat Raising Arizona), but the best level of acting.

Today I learned Marshmallow is voiced by a White man...and that man is Michael Bolton from Office Space. 

I’ve had some moments where I struggled to see the problem. My initial reaction was that the race of the voice actor shouldn’t matter unless the character speaks with a “blaccent,” in which case a White actor trying to sound Black is clearly more of a problem. But the more I think about it the more it’s clear that the…

So I’ve been making fun of the angry folks out there waving their assault rifles around because they couldn’t visit the barber. I think I get it now. It may have reached critical levels of poor grooming. 

So it’s Scientology for the next generation. I think Hubbard struck at just the right time. He could use mass media for distribution and recruitment, but things weren’t so interconnected that he was vulnerable to his marks wising up on him. 

This. It’s the same assholes who think global warming is a myth, Christians are oppressed in the US, and someone is about to steal all their guns. They buy into this shit because the leaders on the right have weaponized stupid and sold it to these fools wholesale. They wear ignorance with pride.

What about a dimly lit home video she films using a GoPro?

I fear it’s going to need a lot of sub-categories. 

I think your Fett is my Cobra Commander. I can see your point though, and it does away with a surplus Joe character. Fett wins out!

So, I see Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, Freddy Mercury, Nite-Owl, Bruce Wayne’s racist Halloween costume from his boarding school days that he’ll eventually issue a fuaxpology for once the internet finds it...and a cow. I’ve no idea what this comic is but I may have to find it now.

I don’t disagree. I still watch just about everything he makes. 

I’d forgotten about that one. Damn was it good. Cage was once a legitimately talented actor, rather than just the most amusingly loony guy in the room. 

I’ll accept two bad Batman movies in exchange for one Lost Boys and consider it an excellent trade.