Whose pantry is that? A box of octopus? Heinz makes a can of spotted dick?! Dilbert branded breath mints?!? 

Whose pantry is that? A box of octopus? Heinz makes a can of spotted dick?! Dilbert branded breath mints?!? 

A truly confident landlord would’ve heard the complaint, looked in a confused manner at the hole in the floor, and deadpanned “you know you’re not getting your security deposit back, right?”

I had that exact same forgetfulness when I watched The Hunters and felt a vague sensation that Lonny Flash looked familiar. After the third or fourth episode I gave in and looked it up. My first instinct was to think Radnor’s a better actor than I gave him credit for, but I think maybe he’s just got a face that only…

They also all love music made by people who hate everything they stand for. 🤷‍♂️ 

Sam, I just need you to know that joke about “Taken” maybe just being the name of the wrong franchise is some beautiful shade.

We all wish he had at least one thing in common with Paxton. 

You’re a poet. 

Interesting. I’d never heard of it but it looks like something I might enjoy. Thanks for the recommendation. 

I did try with PDL but just couldn’t get into it. I may not have given it a fair chance. 

I’ve heard he plays his type, but with a more realistic response from the world around him. I need to give it a shot since so many people I like seem to like it. 

Good point. Apparently I can tolerate to even like Sandler with the right actress propping him up. 

I actually think Spade has some decent chips as a comic actor, but yeesh...it’s tough to hold onto that opinion over the last...20 years or so. As for Sandler, I’ve never liked him in anything that wasn’t opposite Drew Barrymore (well...Waterboy was fun) and I can’t get past my distaste for him enough to try the…

I appreciate this because it’s yet another reminder to my 45-loving brother-in-law that the musicians he loves hate him and his president.

Asshole Dennis Leary. Two types of sodomy, one exorbitant price!

I’m voting for shelves stacked high with old, mouldering pizza boxes. 

Holy crow, that’s an energy source so powerful that if we could harness it, we’d be able to make laser swords and giant space bases! Then people would be disappointed and resentful of those things, and the cycle would be endless!

Dude looks like the villainous Dean Wormer in some bad Animal House knockoff.

Don’t worry, I’m not one of those murder mannequins.

I forgot that he did kill that guy. This show and Wild Wild West fascinated me as a kid when they were weekend syndication staples. 

I started to make a joke about Chinese women taking leading roles away from white men, but then realized someone somewhere is almost certainly making that same comment sincerely right now. As far as the show goes, I can’t see enjoying any Kung Fu remake that isn’t set in the old west. That was the best part about the…