A Batman so dark that it can only be “seen” through echolocation? Now that’s meta!

As delightful as Dick Van Dyke is, that expression is kind of terrifying. 

This is awesome. 

That...that kind of breaks my mind. 

“...a lecture about appreciating small town America!”

It’s a winning strategy in my book. I’ve voted for Don Rickles in every election since ‘92. 

Calm down everyone. This is just an insult his old nemesis Corn Pop used on him before they dance-fought at the swimming pool. 

No, you’re looking for the DVD that’s one aisle down: Texas Chainsaw Parables. The way Jesusface (Shroudface?) divides the loaves and fishes is perhaps predictable, but still inspiring.

Watching porn actors playing video games is probably better than watching video game streamers fucking.

This post may be the most delightfully British combination of words and concepts since Flying Circus went off the air. 

Chickens do the same thing. One bird starts to bleed and the rest will eat it alive. Birds are assholes. Awesome, majestic, dinosaur-based assholes. 

I’ve enjoyed the ones you listed here, with the caveat I’ve not seen Joker. I have concerns, but I’ll definitely check it out. I’ll add Wonder Woman as a DC film that found its character and tone very skillfully. I really think the missteps with Superman tainted everything for a while there, but it’s nice to see…

It’s very nice to see the DCU can have some fun. Grim and gritty works for Batman, and the Bale Batman remains my favorite. But trying to keep that tone for Superman is just horrible. That’d be comparable to Marvel trying to play Captain America and Punisher with the same tone. Marvel managed to find the right balance…

Oh, I get you. I was just having some fun at his expense. And I know he had a hunting show at one point, as it was somehow always on in my doctor’s office every time I showed up. It seemed to be an outdoor network thing where he talks tough while shooting things. Such a tool. 

Wasn’t his tv show him hosting canned hunts?

A beer cheese pretzel pop tart...this idea is perfect. 

What sort of convention is this that they’ve got a 45son speaking but they couldn’t rate Nugent as the act? He’d probably do it for a chance to shoot a gun and feel manly for a while. 

Pretty good couple of roles he had. The spider was the least of my objections to this movie, since it didn’t seem too divergent from the original. Even the motorcycle idea isn’t so out there that I couldn’t see it working. So much else wrong though!

It was oddly progressive to make him so menacing and powerful. It’s not like Jim West was a stumbling buffoon or anything, and Loveless always managed to be a threat. I need to get this series on DVD. 

When I first heard this movie was coming out I hoped for Warwick Davis. Today it’s be Dinklage all the way. I like Branagh as an actor and he sure committed to that role, but there’s many reasons why he was not Good as Loveless.