“Coney Island Whitefish”

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Because most people your age, or younger, are the worst at saving for retirement and will sorely regret supporting the destruction of two of the most effective anti-poverty programs for older persons in the history of the nation.

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I adore tuna sandwiches, but Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning has TRANSFORMED them for me. Tuna is amazing with a few shakes of this stuff.

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

If you’re not looking back, may I suggest you look forward? Get involved on the local level, run for city council or school board, or get involved in the campaign of someone who you respect on the local level. If you feel voting is unproductive, there are other ways to be involved and make a difference in politics.

I work for a legal publishing company and this article could not be more true. +1

My prediction? Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead. Let’s “make America great again” the same way a raging wildfire makes an ecosystem great again. It should only take him a few years to burn the entire country to the ground. Vote Trump.

Why has it become perfectly acceptable to find ways to work people to death while finding ways NOT to pay them?

That excuse only works if the chef is has equity in the business. Otherwise you’re working slave labor wages to fund someone else’s startup.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.