No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Probably costs the contents of four credit cards, too.

Rocky Horror Picture Show doesn’t need a remake

Holy shit, how incompetent do you have to be to need one of these?

So we got a Werebear, a psychopath with curved swords, a telekinetic with earth element powers and some sort of super powered witch. Why can't Hollywood come up with something like this?

But seriously, raise your hand if you tell the difference between old Glass... and new Glass:

When this novel wins the Hugo and is counted among the best SF novels ever written, maybe we can talk about it doing a “much better job” than Heinlein’s novel. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is a master class in world building and story telling - if you think the latest novel-of-the-month is its better, you’ll be wrong…

It’s a shame that the only thing terrible about the miniseries was the script. Just the worst bastardization of a brilliant work I’ve had the misfortune of watching in quite a while. When I wasn’t bored, I was insulted, most of all by Milo’s “scientist,” who spouts a few words every now and then that the writer may…

After decades of hard work learning to serve man, this is where we make the broth.

Ahhh! Sweet mystery of life, at last I found you!

Unfortunately, the resolution isn’t high enough to zoom in on the red dot in Southern Ontario where Chad keeps moving his fucking stapler to my side of the cubicle.

In September I was diagnosed with Brain Cancer. I have 2 beautiful young girls, a wife I adore, a twin brother and his family that mean the world to me. I can’t calculate right now the total cost to keep me alive at the moment. What did my brain surgery cost my government? No idea. Just the Chemo alone is $8000 for…

Right now, the Kardashians are thinking of how they can exploit this to make more cash.

Because Spielberg lost his way about 15 to 17 years ago?

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

None of this means that HR is evil,