Alcide is mine. Sookie gets between me and him, and she's gonna be a a wet spot on the carpet.

So—this is what became of Blair Hornstine.

Stupid bint thought this was an episode of Real Housewives of My Shit Don't Stink.

And more people go to malls than Apple Stores. Therefore, malls are a better experience than Apple Stores?

I think he means "Reading is FUN-damental."

And this was all revealed to Niemitz via a pink beam of light from VALIS?

All that to avoid using his Metro Card?

Figured that—after my first cup of coffee :) Wish they'd let us edit our posts later than the default.

I never said that.

Do you have any citations for these "latest studies"?

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Cathy could kick Dilbert's ass any day.

FWIW, his hand dryers are great. His vacuums....break easily and are overpriced.

What exactly are you saying? Is he related to Freeman Dyson or Esther Dyson or does he just share their name?

That sort of thing happened a lot on Next Generation. A foe or adversary becomes neutered and a friend of the Federation.

The Ferengi were originally written as based on the Yankee traders of the 18th century.

Every woman desires Lutan!

Didn't Skyline "blow the roof" off of some convention or trade show or other?

I sure hope that someone has the foresight to keep their Macintosh laptop in working order so they can interface with the alien computer and give it a virus. Or something.

Please. Don't tell me you believe in Planet X, too.