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You go Huma

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

Whenever my mom sees this snake on TV, she says “isn’t he the guy that used to flirt with you and your female reporters when you were a news intern in college,” and I have to say “Yes. He was disgusting.” Glad things haven’t changed since 1998...

Looks like they had “an arrangement” all right. She’s arranged to have all his stuff on the curb outside their apartment by the end of today.

I wondered if this would be the straw. I can’t imagine the bitch sessions she & HRC have, but I’d love to go to one. I’ll bring the wine.

Goldblum was another name I was going to add (btw, just watched Jurassic last night w/ my boys where he’s listed as a chaostician — would fit right in with this primary). Not quite classic good looks but still pretty damn good looking, especially for 63.

Jeff Goldblum is 63. Compared to him, Kasich looks 100.

Still slightly less depressing than that story about the O'Malley campaign rally that literally had one person show up to it and it was someone who wasn't planning on voting for him anyway.

i did not realize how hunched he is.

Unlimited Juice? This party is going to be OFF THE HOOK!!

He really reminds me of “Old Gil” from the Simpsons. I am sad for him.

Watch him give a fumbled high-five to an intern.

I did stupid stuff when I was 21.

We all did dumb shit when we were 21, but we didn’t go to North Korea to do it.

He did it for Jesus tho. I think.

That little girl is me. His last day I will bawl just like that.

Why isn’t this kind of grace, selflessness, and eloquence expected of all our presidential candidates? I am going to miss him and Michelle so much.

Why do they have to leave? I just ...

“The Obamas Will Stay in DC So Sasha Can Finish High School”