Goldblum was another name I was going to add (btw, just watched Jurassic last night w/ my boys where he’s listed as a chaostician — would fit right in with this primary). Not quite classic good looks but still pretty damn good looking, especially for 63.

Jeff Goldblum is 63. Compared to him, Kasich looks 100.

Still slightly less depressing than that story about the O'Malley campaign rally that literally had one person show up to it and it was someone who wasn't planning on voting for him anyway.

i did not realize how hunched he is.

Unlimited Juice? This party is going to be OFF THE HOOK!!

He really reminds me of “Old Gil” from the Simpsons. I am sad for him.

Watch him give a fumbled high-five to an intern.

I did stupid stuff when I was 21.

We all did dumb shit when we were 21, but we didn’t go to North Korea to do it.

He did it for Jesus tho. I think.

That little girl is me. His last day I will bawl just like that.

I look forward to watching Obama outsmart Trump in every single goddamn episode.

Why isn’t this kind of grace, selflessness, and eloquence expected of all our presidential candidates? I am going to miss him and Michelle so much.

Squatters rights; I think you might be onto something.

Why do they have to leave? I just ...

“The Obamas Will Stay in DC So Sasha Can Finish High School”

Quick Q:

Haters will hate and then try and do the same thing. #lipfillersbutlifts

Another win for East Africa!