Your husband sounds lovely

It’s going down. LOL. And I can’t wait.

Aretha on:

“Move that pie to the side” is going to be my answer to every query sent my way for the rest 2016, maybe well in to 2017.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Please include The Hat as decorative embellishments on all bottle and jar lids!

Please. Aretha has no rivals. She’s Aretha.

How about they join forces?

My friend has been calling him “Kanye South”

It actually sounds like he's waving a white flag, because he couldn't come up with anything in a 24 hour period to put Amber in her place, like he's been trying to do for years now.

No it’s definitely high comedy. Especially given how Twitter responded just now to his “denial”. The trending #KanyeAnalPlaylist is probably the funniest stuff I’ve seen in awhile.

She might be (I don’t know and don’t care), but that’s not the funny part. The funny part is that out of all the reactions Kanye could have had to the whole mess, he decided the important point to clarify was OH NOES NO FINGERS IN MY BUTT. She got to him with it, and that’s funny.

This isn’t hard. He’s embarrassed he likes having his ass played with. She was not embarrassed to do it and did not think less of him for liking it. She does think less of him, in general, and specifically for being embarrassed about his enjoyment of ass play.

I think this calls for a new Kanye themed South Park episode.

You like pictures and videos? Ok.

do you mean tossed salad?

Now waiting for all of the “who is this?” comments. Man, that joke is so incredibly tired. Its legs withered and fell off a long time ago.

(I’m kinda looking forward to all the “who” responses. It could be record setting)