Stopped reading after “I’m a white girl from Canada.”

A friend of mine works on Beyonce’s law team. He/she (protecting my source here) told me this video was laughed over, encouraged by and enjoyed and supported in advance of its public release by Beyonce and Jay Z. (And then, of course, released on Tidal.) Apparently Beyonce has a pretty good sense of humour.

She really was a lovely woman, wasn’t she?

“Only for the professionally offended.”

This video is dumb as shit and obtuse. But offensive and warranting of outrage? Only for the professionally offended.

I’m glad Diana cheated on Charles. HE NEVER DESERVED YOU, LADY DI!

No, I can’t stand her this season. She’s acting like none of them have ever done anything for her, which is nonsense. She’s also acting like she’s always been there for them and never fucked up, which is completely insane.

Yes, Debbie is basically my least favorite these days. Carl is my new favorite, which I never would have thought could be possible.

Well, considering Stephen Collins now makes Frank look like “Dad Of The Millennium”...

Let’s be real Madonna is cool & all but now the shock factor act is boring. So glad Gaga stopped doing all that extra crap. Cause every Madonna show is like “let me kiss this young popular artist & snatch their soul” or “look my old ass is hanging out”. It’s zzzzzzzzz

Oh thank god. I read this was was completely confused. Didn’t realize Kara had taken up the Azalea Banks banner—she seriously must be the only one. Now I know what I’m doing during lunch hour.

Actual footage of youth-relatable Madonna:

I think if you are trying to appreciate AHS for what it is and what it is trying to do, she was absolutely perfect and deserved it. I may be in the minority but w/e.

As a professional musician who has spent half of my life in a practice room learning how to actually play, it always chaps my ass when glorified karaoke singers call themselves musicians. And great, now I sound like Simon Cowell before I’ve even had my coffee.

Oh, you KNOW Madonna won’t be able to let this go.

“She’s a nice lady...” is equivalent to a Southerner’s “Bless her heart”. Beautifully done. Bravo!!

We are so grateful in the UK that you knocked Brexit to the “And finally...” section of the 2016 history books.

Did anyone else laugh when it was the topic of immigration and Trump is rambling with sentences like “We will be doing very much better with Mexico, we’re going to improve the process bigly.”

Why is it that the people that believe that the government is completely incompetent and can’t be trusted to do anything are the same people that believe the government can pull off the most extensive conspiracies without it blowing up in their faces?