CHICKEN CUTLETS IS A STAR TOO BRIGHT FOR OUR MORTAL EYES

Counterpoint: he has to carry 150 lbs of dead weight around the dance floor. A former exotic dancer who can’t dance. That can get you over the edge eventually.

He always reminds me of the Spirit Fingers guy from Bring it On.

If the Bills could engage in any psychological warfare worth a damn, they’d send a fake journo into a Pats presser to ask Martellus Bennett about Donald Trump when they’re all at the table.

JAXON and SAYLOR. Jesus Christ, that’s terrible. But I guess you have to find a way to stand out from all of the Maddysyns and M’cheighlahs, right?

Phoebe Price is the patron saint of DListed and a demure elegant goddess who fills seats at awards shows and poses in glamorous outfits in unlikely places.

Now you’ve done it...

Has Kaepernick expressed a sudden desire to paint natural landscapes with the hair change?

Ms. Hill got me through some reallydark shit. Breakups can drive anyone mad, and suicidal. Especially when it’s an abusive one.

Can I say that I’m genuinely concerned about the safety of voters this year without sounding paranoid? I’ve never been scared to vote before but since Dipshit Trashfire has singled out my area as one of the ones “stealing the election” I’m getting in and out of there as fast as possible.

Here is one woman’s fantastic peaceful protest of Trump:

Surgeon general.

What the hell is in it for Carson? A lot of the republicans I’m seeing defend Trump this week have seats of their own to defend or the RNC to please for future runs (or no foreseeable political futures a la Giuliana and Christie), so what the hell is in it for Carson? Is he a true believer?

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Again “all these men”? Samuel fucking Beckett didn’t win the award over women currently writing. Bob Dylan did. One guy. You’re using one guy winning one year after a woman one as evidence that they’re ignoring women writers.

I think that, whether we like it or not, men still have more privilege and therefore access to the things that are recognised and celebrated by these organisations. Instead of saying, “It would’ve been nice if woman had won a Noble Prize this year, huh” without naming one single woman you think think should have won,…

Laughed from start to finish. Was screaming at the end haha.

I think what I love about this show most is its ability to bring humor to these controversial issues and then in one swoop remind you exactly how fucked up it all is in a serious sense. Like in one of the first episodes most of the scene in the police station had jokes and humor sprinkled in, and then all of a sudden…