You can vote for the future, which is the Supreme Court, the rest of the judiciary, and the regulators who are tasked to implement financial, environmental, labor, and commerce laws. If you think Trump should make those decisions, go right ahead and vote for him and enjoy the future he’ll create. Otherwise, save us…

So this Belorussian coach trained the secessionist Indiana national team, and she had a relationship with him? Such a strange story!

My theory is that baseball players just don’t care about defense anymore. Not only are they bad at it, but also they are surprised when people think they should be better. The fact is that most players lack defensive skills, and it is painfully noticeable—cripes, I’m not even a keen watcher, and I see it. Maybe if…

You mean Thomas Hardy, who wrote “Mess of the d’Umbervilles.”

This is something written in 1971, right?

Abe Pollin paid for the Verizon Center himself, didn't he? He probably got all sorts of tax credit, but he used his own money.

Um, perhaps he’s pointing out that “Cam” has the same “a” in “panthers”, Carson the same syllable as Cardinals, Br-”a”-day/P-”a”-triots” and Peyt-”on/Br-”on”-cos. Get some poetry, motherfuckers.

They should get rid of the fake hand-off to the running back, too, because that’s just hypocritical and meant to deceive. And we know that football hates all deceivers!

Well, that sort of sounds like a German (or a lot of other non-Semitic European types) at a cocktail party in 1935 talking about the Jewish problem. The real issue is that unemployment among new immigrant Muslims in Europe is so high—even though European countries (and the United States, by the way) will need to…

Yes, but that scenario was predictable; and the entire decision (not just part of it) rested on the exit strategy, against a team that demonstrably can come back, particularly with Familia pitching from the stretch. Harvey couldn’t control his ego.

Old people getting angry.

Yeah, I thought the Michigan school radio play guy was the most even of the bunch.

Ever since those commemorative bricks that helped build part of Wrigley Field ended up in a junk yard when they revamped it, I’ve really hated Chicagoans. Someone had to decide to do that and was either too dumb or too evil to do anything about.

The very last thing in the GIF is awesome: Miller cold flipping his hand towel across his butt at Kelce, like an alpha dog.