Yeah, fuck people who wanna have fun. Why don't they get l33t like us?

Thank god I wasn't the only one who audibled at that.

"I remember seeing it for the first time at Sundance, when nobody really knew much about it."

They also have Tom Coughlin's cold weather face:

I have a better idea, though. They should just put Updyke in full pads and make him spend an hour trying to tackle Bo Jackson.

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

He needs to have this bump looked into

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

Why are you so butt hurt about this? Who gives a shit, its a funny story, move on, and go on your merry way.

That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

Add "How Skinny Lebron Is" to things I could care less about.

Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

$240/year for all EA/acti/ubi/2k games? sign me up.

The best value for the customer is choice...

Baffling! How anyone can live off a mere 6 pounds a day is beyond me.

Hello, person who just woke up from a 10 year coma and has never been exposed to Stephen A. Smith before.

Q.E.D.