Seriously, I wish they could do this for books because it's just so hard to read all those words.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus That man, like the robber barons of old, is to be in equal parts admired for his success and deeply hated for that same success. No Nast cartoon can properly capture how unjust that pairing seems.

Goddammit, you beat me by a minute. If only I hadn't paused to scan through the article to see if it was already mentioned.

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

The man is atrociously attractive. His face should be banned by the U.N. as some kind of sexual weapon.

Anybody who would give a Skyrim Valentines Day card has no one to give it to.

So I decided to actually read The Hobbit (I'm about halfway through) and it's kind of jarring to compare Gandalf from the movies and the tree-climbin', wise-crackin', treasure-findin' Gandalf from the Hobbit. I'm sure this will kill the purists, but I hope they fix that for the legions of people who only saw the…

Fun fact: when the AV Club interviewed her a couple of months back, I was afraid that all the comments would be hateful and sexist. I have never been happier to be totally wrong. She should be America-famous, not just Canada-famous.

That entry should be sent in to Andrew Sullivan for the Poseur Award: "…the biggest charlatans of all—peddling ideologically overloaded, incoherent spectacles like they’re high art and propagating a virulent strain of enlightened philistinism. It gets exasperating. " If only we were all as smart as Semley.

This was the only reason I would have gone to this movie. God bless you, sir or madam. You're doing the pretentious philosophizing of God's work

But that kid pouring himself a glass of wine was my favorite sight gag this week.

In that situation, Predator is the obvious answer. But while looking for the shimmer, you can miss the subtle movement of the undergrowth. CHECK THE UNDERGROWTH!

It is still kinda weird. I mean, isn't this what reviews or interviews are for, to tell us directly about stuff y'all like? I mean, it's not like the Newswire is a bastion of journalistic integrity (in a good way!), but this still isn't news. It's a cool blog idea though, but it probably belongs in the overall music…

As an unapologetic Giants fan and somebody who often finds himself apologizing for Eli Manning's stupid-looking face, I am not looking forward to the Patriots getting to prove their superiority. I was able to go for years with just pointing to that touchdown as justification.

If Dawes isn't there, I'm not there. We're a package deal.

I read unlikeable as unkillable, which made me think there was a werewolf subplot, which made me barely more interested in watching it.

James Mardsen may be delightful, but his face is really punchable. Not sure why, I like him fine is his small roles, but he just has one of those faces.

Oh god, I've just realized there's apparently a difference between brutal death metal and slam death metal, and I've been confusing them this entire time. Why didn't anybody tell me?!

I've become a little less enamored of Nyesha because of how personally she seems to take the competition, and the more chefs bit into Bev because they knew she wouldn't fight back, the more I liked her. But it is telling that the two times Nyesha lost were because of a twist to the rules rather than cooking itself.…

By 'wept,' do you mean "Jesus furiously masturbated"?