A Beltway is the device that makes DC commuters want to shoot themselves from 4:30 to 7:30 PM.

Aww, how can you be mean to Eli Manning? Just look at his stupid baby face. Who's the cutest quarterback? Yes you are, yes you are.

Saying that an unknown band deserves coverage over a mediocre well-known band isn't a moral question, it's a question of taste and how much you want to see someone you really enjoy be enjoyed by others. If I said "People who like Nickelback are rapists," it would be a moral judgement. But that would be fucking stupid.

The Lo-Cal Calzone Zone was Arrested Development-quality word play. I love this show so much.

Maybe my heart is shriveled and black, but I wasn't crazed with the ice rink scene. I just don't think the cringe comedy is P&R's strength - it seemed more like the Office in its better years. But the rest of the episode was great as always.

Does ANYBODY think indie rock is morally better than any other music? I mean, other than old Wagner recordings? Because otherwise you've created quite the straw man there.

I just came here to tell my favorite Gordon Ramsay story:

I don't remember much about this show, but there was an episode where Jerry Stiller got in an argument with some Russian ex-pat builders, and he yellplained about how they didn't realize that they had escaped a worker's paradise.

Interesting reply Infallible. If you don't mind can I ask you something? As an Objectivist, I assume you are opposed to Social Security and other social safety nets as a principle. So in a properly Objectivist society, where one is free of regulation as well as those safety nets, can a Democracy still exist? Because…

This makes sense. I am an avid non-user of social networking, but I went on my defunct Twitter account when the DC earthquake hit. Knew exactly what was going on way before even WaPo could post a Breaking News headline.

NONE OF YOU PEOPLE LOOK LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD!

I completely agree, and honestly I feel like the twist at the end shows an incredible contempt for (or at least an indifference towards) the show's fans. It's as if they know that they'll never be able to actually bring the Ted story together,  so they can't bring any of the other plots forward either. I was so happy…

I pride myself on being able to see other peoples opinions as legitimate, but that is the least accurate opinion I have ever seen.

@avclub-20f4f2cc6aa2571698eba0d9da789586:disqus I might buy an Xbox just to play Skyrim, so you're not alone.

I can answer that in a totally unfunny but informative way.

I can't remember where I read this, but it always makes me smile: Next time you watch Ewan McGregor chew on the scenery with those terrible lines, think of it as an homage to Alec Guinness, who also didn't give a shit about the movie or how terrible it was.

Come for the drunken brawls, stay for the spider veins.

They typically release it closer to the premier of the next season. I think it reminds old viewers to mark their calendars while tempting them to get their friends into the show right before they can lose interest. Marketing the show and the DVD at the same time is just more cost effective

They'll make her ugly, I'm sure. I'm thinking of the actress who played Calamity Jane in Deadwood - pretty in photos but they managed to give her an anti-makeover.

You people are the worst.