Miles Davis is 8 oz. of heroin.

Really interesting point, but I do make issue with your first paragraph, namely this statement:"10 of The A.V. Club's 11 "best" games were huge-budget, heavily marketed games or games vocally championed by the commentariat." You could go through any 'best' list from anywhere, and you're going to find one of two things…

I think that pales in comparison to the former slave pulling out a copy of the Emancipation Proclamation. My eyes rolled fast enough to power one of those trains.

I'm not sure if this has been suggested before, but consider this: What if, in the first episode, Henry was murdered? And then the entire season deals with the investigation, during which the fairy tale elements also unravel themselves. That would have been a fucking great show. I also understand that most hit shows…

Wow, that really was a fun read, and very civil. Maybe it's because I'm from a criticism background, but I've never understood why people perceive all critics as inherently bitter. It's just a certain kind of education you get, where you can spot certain things others might not have the formal or informal training to…

There are a lot of greasy, verbose guys who wear headbands and glasses and are known for their deconstructionist literature. Puh-sha!

When I have kids, they will not have beds, just matching Tauntaun sleeping bags. Also, I will raise them to avoid eye contact with Ewoks and Gungans, because you know how THOSE people are.

From Flynt to Lohan: The Justice System and the Porn They Love

I think you've got that backwards. Claude shows up in San Andreas to race you, and then fucks your girlfriend. But only after those series of forest races, which is the exact point in replays of that game that I shut the whole damn thing off. Who races in the goddamn forest!

Especially when you could have just said Mothra-in-law.

Yeah, first it was illegal and only lived on underground, than Goebbels put it to use, rewriting the lyrics of famous songs with anti-Semitic slurs. It didn't help that jazz was a product of Africans, Jews and America - the Nazi Trifecta of Hate. But pre-war Berlin was a haven of Jazz musicians, and even after you…

This may be the first time I've ever agreed with Reposted Youtube Comments. I need to take a shower.

@avclub-15d496c747570c7e50bdcd422bee5576:disqus You know you can toggle your iPad to not reposition the screen on you, right? Just go to the Preferences and switch the volume lock button to the position lock button, and your problems are solved.

In all seriousness, all the Gateway to Geekery's would make a cool collection. Then again, the joy of that is all the embedded clips and songs and what not. Still, I'd buy it.

Just as an afterthought, I was watching a bit of Wonder Showzen yesterday. That may be the logical limit of this kind of comedy, and while I appreciate what they're doing intellectually, I would be fine if I never have to see it again.

TheTalmidian makes some very good points. Daniel Tosh comes from the same school of comedy as Sarah Silverman (I mean, her show was a fucking smorgasbord of faux-racist and -homophobic comments) and that lady who likes to joke about her love of nailing black guys. It just depend on who you happen to like more. I think…

Moose, your post just filled me with legitimate sadness. Probably because in the back of my mind, I know it to be true.

But you've won great success on the AV Club message board. So there's that.

Paul, you need to shave your beard
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!

Lois was always my favorite third-tier character, but I don't see her coming bak from this.