I will give $10 dollars to the fucker who shouts "First!" when Phipps starts his opening remarks.

Obama has discovered the fountain of youth! It was right next to El Dorado the entire time.

"His Band"
Would you ask Tom Petty to fly to Argentina?

Is it shallow to admit that news of Wallace Shawn's involvement (no matter how small) actually significantly piqued my interest?

Flip 'em thuh burd!

Also, you can say 'fuck,' but only if your pretending to say fork in a heavy British accent.

The best description of Muse I've ever heard is that they write "superhero music." And they do it well. Also, the video for Knights of Cydonia is quite excellent.

You're forgetting his upcoming biopic of Eugene of Savoy, commander of Austrian forces in the War for Spanish Succession. He will make no attempt to sound Austrian.

And have you ever seen the staff? Chang is the closest thing to color, and he's still pale from the last disgusting taste test they made him consume.

Give the man a break. He had a revolution to attend to!

Google will own the shit out of that water cooler. It's o's will be replaced with bubbles. It'll be whimsical and you'll like it.

Whoa, Thog just rubbed a rock against a stick and it got all hot!

The only problem I have with your argument OTP is that it only applies to professional level baseball. The truth is that baseball is designed so that even the least-athletic (in both skill and stamina) people can stand a shot i.e. why that overweight guy who sits three cubicles away from you still joins in the company…

They edit out the dirty stuff. AM is actually the 317th most popular search.

The lake
While this scene is pretty smaltzy, I'm a big fan of Williams monologue at the lake. It's not subtle, but it's memorable and affecting. It's the scene that stuck with me at least.

The divorce hurt him in ways we'll never know.

You're correct Gobbler. Bands are singular according to AP Style.

BOOOOOORING!

Can some obsessive go back through the back log and figure out if ZMF posts more frequently on articles by Josh Modell? This could be the break we're looking for, assuming some lonely, pathetic geek has the ability to sift through that much information. Maybe a college intern.

I believe Lovecraftian would be the [made-up] word.