Actually, Herpes, Hawking is pretty well off. He wrote a book that sold a whole lot of copies. Apparently local yokels want to learn about astrophysics.

Wow, you're willingness to beat up a fellow human over a dog's diet shows a remarkable … something. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Personally, I'm partial to "God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again," but that one's in my top five.

Also, while we're copyediting, I think it should be "lives less hellish" in the third paragraph, unless I'm missing something.

BZZT!
I am SO getting sued.

I think it's impressive that you've managed to transcend Chomskyan Linguistics.

Brown hair, brown eyes. Brown hair, brown eyes. Brown hair, BEAUTIFUL brown eyes. All right, I got it.

Wow, I have never seen that. Never underestimate the proclivity grown men have for acting like bitchy high-school girls.

I wonder what other well-meaning products would mostly be used for creepy stalking? Have they perfected homing beacons yet?

Only if the cigarette sets the rest of him on AIDsfire.

Great Lake Swimmers released a self-titled album with a self-titled song. They were really infatuated with their name.

You know when people complain about something or other raping their childhood? This is doing the exact opposite. This is making sweet love to my childhood.

For a brief dreadful moment I thought they were going to do a clip show. Brilliant gag if I do say so myself.

I feel like this show completely relies on how invested you are with the characters. I tend to watch it with a few people who don't normally watch it and one other fan, and me and the other fan always enjoy it a lot more. This is opposed to shows like 30 Rock, which they love straight away. Maybe give the first couple…

Uh, guys?
My journalism degrees gonna be pretty worthless, huh? *Sigh* Time to go learn how electricity works.

Sleep-blazer
Best moment - Barney referring to his nightwear as suit-jamas.

"Satisfied" by Richard Marx. Adult contemporary brought me into this world. I suddenly want to leave with great expedience.

If they were smart they would do the latter. That's the first thing I though about at least.

All I remember is going to a Voxtrot concert which was overrun with screaming preteen girls, some of whom asked for an autograph mid-song. The lesson: attractive men should not mix with indie rock. Attractive women - no problem.

I think it's more likely Klosterman looks like Adams. The guy's got hipster hard-on so big for the guy he spasms a bit everytime a new song is released.