I dated a girl who taught high school geometry in Philly. There were metal detectors and armed officers always on duty. She once had a stupid who wouldn’t take off his hat (it was an exam day and he was known to cheat off the people around him), she told him that he had to take it off, he refused. She told him school…

Before people get really upset over this; I believe the store was robbed several times by African American men in the past 18 months. I can understand the hesitation, especially after the phone calls they received, but it's still racist as fuck.

“Who let those damn Coons in!?”

The only women who have given their life to abortion had been aborted =/

Most female actors are replaceable in most roles. It’s not the industry’s fault, it’s viewer preference.

“So basically women couldn’t be in charge of the nuclear codes because of our periods, obvi!”

Thugs can have a heart of gold, but at the end of the day, they're just thugs.

Utley leads off, the Mets start a middle reliever and the middle reliever beans Utley. The MR gets ejected, Harvey comes in and the Mets pinch run Utley.

Dude definitely had a chubby.

So if you’ve gotten your nails done sometime in the past 30 years, you have directly contributed to and benefited from slave labor.

“I did it because people wanted to read it, and because it was important that they did.”

To me, “feminist” has a negative connotation. I share many beliefs as a feminist, but I would never label myself as one.

There is no fan base more obnoxious and self-pitying than the Mets/Jets combo.

Literally dangling from a cliff? That must've been scary as fuck.

Seriously, who gives a shit? These banners are PG-13 and hilarious.

Lol Hillary supporters are fucking idiots.

Honestly, this is on the Bermuda government. You can’t expect people to protect beaches, forests or parks with respect unless you make them National Parks or outlaw such behavior. Unfortunately, if they did so, they would also be forced to take action against constant littering and dumping on such beaches, because…

That graph is comical.

40% of Americans don't pay income tax.

I hate when men sneak into women bathrooms and be all pervy.