Lighten up, Francis.

Lighten up, Francis.

What a putz! I rarely eat fast food. I am going to go out of my way to eat at Chick Fil A in your honor.

What a putz! I rarely eat fast food. I am going to go out of my way to eat at Chick Fil A in your honor.

I’m a straight male. I’m already an assumed piece of shit by people like you. Good thing I’m not white, I’d really be in trouble then.

I’m a straight male. I’m already an assumed piece of shit by people like you. Good thing I’m not white, I’d really…

Cry me a river. . .

Cry me a river. . .

Does anyone really give a fuck? Is the coupon being up there somehow hurting you personally? Boycott whatever the fuck you want, leave everyone else out of it.

Does anyone really give a fuck? Is the coupon being up there somehow hurting you personally? Boycott whatever the…

oh shut up

oh shut up

What’s wrong with Chick-fil-a? You got a problem with food that tastes good?

What’s wrong with Chick-fil-a? You got a problem with food that tastes good?

How I read this: "Meh meh meh meh meh FREE CHICK FIL A"

How I read this: "Meh meh meh meh meh FREE CHICK FIL A"

Its called rednecks with guns

Exactly, we don’t need B-21 RIGHT NOW.

I appreciated your guys’ attempt to twitter up that 40 inch TV, but it was gone in seconds. I got there a minute late and just as I got on the waitlist I got the tweet. Wasted my whole day pretty much, nothing else was particularly all that great today. Picked up a nice scale at least (at normal price, because the…

I appreciated your guys’ attempt to twitter up that 40 inch TV, but it was gone in seconds. I got there a minute…

On occasion, I get the “Fake Process Server” scam phone calls or emails. Essentially, a person calls claiming to be a process server and that if I don’t call the main company and give them my case number, he or she would come out and serve me. The very first time I got one, I called the number to see what was up. They…

Also, account for some nap time—particularly if travelling abroad or any place that involves a lot more walking and action than you’re used to.

Vote: Pandora

He lifted Thor’s hammer. You have to be of exemplary moral fiber to lift Thor’s hammer. That’s why they all trusted him so fast.

If you’re buying “canned vegetables” in the *very* large size cans, like diced tomatoes, they are absolutely cheaper at Costco than buying several smaller cans at the local grocery store. We buy canned diced tomatoes at Costco to make our own marinara sauce that we freeze for future use. Home made frozen sauce is so…

When you’re heavy you don’t quite understand how it affects your life. Sure I feel great now, but when I try to run why does it feel like I’m running through wet sand? It’s like the old saying that ignorance is bliss. Well, I’ll just stay away from running right?

We got married in August...

on the one hand, this makes a lot of sense. On the other hand it’s horrifyingly expensive if you don’t have local babysitting help from grandparents so some caution is really in order before you just sign up for this 100%

Only if you never have to fix anything.