I’ll take the under on whether Donny has seen Ted 2 (or Ted)

Not to be a jerk, but it was a pretty weak 3 for 3. Fly ball to center was hit well, but badly misplayed. Grounder in the 5th was a product of the hit-and-run would have def been a double play had the short stop not covered 2nd. He looked good on the mound though.

probably his roommate who isn’t super jazzed about all the spilled drinks caused by spinning f-ing couch cushions

everyone failed. there is but one true emoji

actually this is the flag of the CSA. the flag you’re referencing is the confederate battle flag. Personally, I think in the context of a Civil War game displaying the either flag is fine, but let’s get any/all of them off of our government entities

I thought she had a pretty big hitch in her swing just from watching the BP. Definitely looked problematic as pitching increases. The Europe thing is a WAY bigger deal than people understand, too.

She has a pretty big hitch in her swing and drops the bat head. This is likely going to cause problems as the level of pitching increases. 91/mph is hard for a high schooler, but it is fairly common in the baseball hotbeds CA, LA, TX, FL, etc. Best of luck to her, but European youth baseball isn’t really comparable to…

just so you know the ticket would be Ben Carson/Watson 2016, so yea..... enjoy that

Before we bronze a statue of this dude....

its the $1 long necks. the label is nice though

haha awesome. I was super impressed with how tight the band was. Seriously though, i was at forecastle fest in LOUISVILLE. how the fuck are you watching slint in LOUISVILLE and have no idea who they are. they ended up running long and playing pretty deep into Jack White’s set which worked out great because most of the…

haha i’ve never even seen anyone standing up at a National concert

i caught one of the slint reunion dates last year (the ‘mats also played!) and there was a 18-19 year old couple standing in the middle of the crowd talking and making out the entire time. if you’re seeing a beloved cult band that you were far too young for, do everybody a favor and just head over to the EDM tent.

when this pic is looked at in 100 years it will be for all the camera phones not the horse race

a better joke would have been to say that they are happy making 75% of what waterston and sheen make.

I would be so angry if I shelled out big bucks for some sweet seat behind the plate, and a fucking 7 Ft dude with a 2 Ft tall foam hat sat down in front of me. asshole

sometimes when you too far left you end up back at the right.

it was a good night for quotable thrones

I could be wrong, but this was likely intentional. it seems like i’ve heard about a lot of naked bike ride type events, and i haven’t heard about dudes getting yanked at any of the others.