The Picture of Dorian Gray

I saw a drunk bro get into a fist fight with a 40 year old woman over the bathroom at the union square taco bell. Santa-con is the worst.

Anybody else remember this?

The novel The World According to Garp is so much better than the movie.

i've been doxed!

beards and roids?

damn knoblauch got faaaaat

I see what you did there. Well played

Am i supposed to tip the cable guy?

I feel so much more comfortable when my wife is in the bed with me. Sleeping alone IS scary...

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We have a soccer team!?

hey look, its something else that will disappoint me this summer.

^ we have a winner

I'm from the New Orleans area and went to college in northern LA. I could do this all day. Laffy is not that bad by comparison

Kenner brah

note to self, Tom Ley is a narc

I refused to sleep with a mirror in my room for 10+ years out of fear for Bloody Mary. All b/c one of dumbass cousins convinced me that she was real.

wow, the Hex client looks A LOT like Duels of the Planeswalkers. Much more so than it does the MTGO client. (yes i'm a mtg player, but i don't care what happens either way)