If you were in this situation you wouldn’t have sent the bride or groom a text and a gift?

Honestly, nobody comes off good in this story. I think the no-call-no-show-no-gift guest was a pretty big asshole too.

I think Khloe is way better than Kourtney these days! Kourtney doesn’t even have an app

Ahh sorry I’m dumb! Didn’t get the sarcasm. I don’t know, the “oh our wedding was super simple it was just a potluck in the backyard!” always strikes me as super inconsiderate to guests. Like you don’t want to have a fancy wedding, fine, but am I really expected to bring my own dinner?

I kind of don’t think it is? I have literally never seen anyone do that, one time I got a yogurt taken away at security once because it was a liquid. So, no? That’s a completely unreasonable thing to expect of friends and family IMO.

They’re only fairly small women’s sizes, but if you’re a 7 or 8 or so I think you’re covered :)

I mean - I think you’re fine, and presumably you’ve been at this role for awhile and are doing well! I’m not the ettiquette police, and I’ve only ever been in hyper professional office settings so I don’t know the hard and fast rule on this. I’m also kind of sensitive because I’m a petite young woman and being…

YES Good point on Paris and Kathy! I forgot that we made Kim Cersei.

I’ve been looking for a sandal that’s somewhere between rainbow flip flops and something nice / uncomfortable that I can wear to walk around and not look sloppy. AND I wear kids sizes. Don’t have any big backpacking trips coming up but I camp often and enjoy travel so - Good suggestion!

Because some people don’t live close to a number of their close friends and family, and I would never expect anyone to fly out for a potluck in my backyard so I feel like it’s my duty, as someone expecting people to celebrate a milestone in my life to at least like, not expect them to bring their own food, you know?

I think Paris Hilton is the mad king and Kim is the kingslayer

Is it your boss? Do you have an established friendly relationship? Context matters

While we’re at it, I think “would you be awesomesauce” (still pretty weird) would be an improvement. “Peach” is crazy condescending.

Pal is marginally better than “peach” because of the condescension thing, but this still reads as an incredibly weird way to talk to a STRANGER. I feel like maybe she should have just went with “sorry to bother you but when you get a chance could you swing by and help me with X! Thanks!”

Yeah if literally anyone said this to me at work I would flip the fuck out. I’m a petite woman and it would infuriate me to be talked to like a child. Casual work place or not, that’s a really aggressive move, especially over IM where you don’t even get tone (not that I can really imagine a tone that makes this ok)

My dad’s first cousin is my cousin, his son is also my cousin. They are my second cousin once removed and second cousin respectively.

“We met on K-Date, it’s the dating section on the Kraft Foods website.”

Yeah but that’s the *point* - you spend the whole movie like “awww poor nice guy with his broken heart” and then at the end it turns around and you realize that he’s kind of a tool and he totally never listened to her and realized what she actually wanted, he idealized her and didn’t let her be a whole person because…

I also think some people make ridiculous registry requests because they don’t really want that random ass stuff and just want people go to “oh fuck it” and write a check. This is why I always give cash. You can buy whatever the fuck you want with it, I don’t care if it’s a massage on your honeymoon, some sex toys, or…

I mean, Rob isolated himself, refused to attend his sisters wedding, shows signs of a deep depression and also has repeatedly asked to be removed from the spotlight. So yeah they’re concerned because they SHOULD be. They should also be concerned about Kylie, but Rob is definitely not fine.