I don’t know who started the myth that it’s difficult for servers to split a few cards evenly but it’s not difficult. And there’s really not a huge difference between “let’s split this on 3 cards” or “let’s split this on 5 cards”. When people write the amount and the name of the card on the bill that’s not hard…

*cough* some of us chose STEM careers....

I really don’t think it’s about trying to be cute or quirky. Like, sometimes people have to fart. You get that, right?

Omg, get over yourself

I know, right?! Poor guy if fucking lactose intolerant and his date thinks she’s being DISRESPECTED? Silver lining is he can figure out sooner rather than later how much she sucks

Boyfights II?!

Or also like, if a thing is healthy or a “healthier alternative” to a thing than they can eat ALL OF IT. Like, for example, my mom and I convinced my dad to sub brown rice for white rice, and now he’s convinced he can eat LITERALLY all of hte brown rice because it’s “healthy”

Next time someone on Jezebel says that Jews are not a discriminated-against ethnic group and that the Jewish experience in America isn’t wrought with bigotry and ignorance I’m directing them to this article.

Restaurant margins are actually *insanely* low. Restaurants are one of the most difficult businesses to keep afloat and almost all of them are operating at extremely slim profit margins. Ironically, the guys charging you $13 for a burger aren’t the ones raking it in. Almost the only profitable restaurants in the…

Your advice on blackjack dealers doesn’t just apply to nice and friendly customers! All dealers are required to tell all customers the statistically “best” move - whatever basic strategy dictates at any time. Just an FYI. You should be nice because being nice is the best, but if you just grunt and grumble they’ll give…

Note: Blackjack dealers are required to tell you the move with the best odds at any point - i.e. what “basic strategy” or the book says. It’s technically the “best move” - if you’re a newbie just tell the dealer and they can help! or any given move you’re betting you can just say “am I doing the right thing?” and…

Exactly - the reason Abby did it at first was that Chloe was really talented and it gave Maddie a run for her money / work harder. Like, Chloe was always the victim - Abby capitalized on the fact that Chloe was also really good to make Maddie better while Chloe remained collateral damage. They’re both sweet girls, but…

Yeah I’m sure there is - not trying to snark just genuinly curiously what people tend to prefer. I’m not engaged but I know I will be in the “hey I don’t really need house stuff” boat due to only child / inheritance stuff in my early 20’s. I will probably want cash. Seems like honeyfunds annoy people, stating anywhere…

This is a regional thing, in parts of the Northeast it’s gotta be at least $100 / person or you’re literally the worst

Since registries are usually online now, if you google “last name + wedding” you can usually find it, especially if you know the date of the wedding

So like, I get it - it’s tacky with the poem and whatever, but what should they have done? If I don’t really want to register for anything or want to register for very few things becuas eI have most of the items for my house, and I KNOW people want to give me a gift and I would PREFER it were cash. How do I make that…

I don’t really know why people say this / feel this way. I mean, a “honeymoon registry” is just a way to say, “hey we’d prefer cash” but making the gift giver feel like they’re giving something specific. I mean, if you’re going to spend $X on your friend for her wedding, why shouldn’t it be a gift for her in the form…

So, Lamar Odom was a pretty fucking famous baksetball player. Anyone who paid even a modicum of attention to sports knew his name before he married Khloe.

Yeah, you don’t know what you’re talking about. IBanking analysts are literally expected to work 16-22 hours a day, so the coffee and adderall and whatever is the only way to get by. This is not a 50-60 hour work week we’re talkign about.

I’m with you on this one big time. Like look at these comments - shaved jawline and cheek implants and forehead lifts? no - she just grew up from 11 to 18. My face looks different too. She got her lips done and she obviously wears a fuckton of professional quality make up.