I’ll never forget back in 2008 getting into an argument with a dude who believed he caught liberals in a deep gotcha moment over Sarah Palin. His argument was essentially:

Women attack her relentlessly because she’s a bigoted, racist, anti-feminist, anti-American, anti-journalism partisan hack who shouldn’t have ever held the position of WH press secretary. As you said, she can go fuck herself.

Unfortunately, she continued: “I’m only the third woman and the first mom to ever be the White House press secretary, and yet women attack me relentlessly instead of being proud that we have more women doing those types of jobs.”

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

This is too easy. She’s a woman and she’s clearly smarter than you. Us white guys hate that.

Because he’s a man; he doesn’t have to be likable.

Let’s collect all the sexist/misogynist stereotypes that Warren will inevitably subjected to. Because you know it’s coming. There is a reason why the second choice for Biden supporters is Sanders and the second choice for Sanders supporters is Biden. They are dudes. If Warren inevitably beats them both, the backlash…

She used to be not off-putting, but nevertheless, she persisted.

I just.

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

Oh no! 

there was the time I consumed my own semen.

Well, there was the time I consumed my own semen. The “why” is a long story, but I was surprised by how bland it was, though it ended up getting me high for some reason.

If you need a “palette” cleanser after that...

Why not? They are extremely practical. All you do is stick them on the inside of your dress or shirt where your pits are. Like an armpit pad or pantyliner. And if you get the kind that are slim, you forget they are there.

It’s only 2 data points, but damn, it’s at least something, finally!

“Beaver Rats” sounds like a 1981 R-rated comedy where a bunch of white male college freshmen are trying to lose their virginity and engage in shenanigans such as drilling holes in the ladies’ shower room and going on panty raids.

Nutria are cute in the same way Barron Trump is cute.

Barron is not the son of a presumably fit and healthy security professional.

Even if they get divorced, people still need stuff. Get them 2 gifts, like a his and her coffee maker set so they can both keep one after they split.