People are surprised Baylor has a shitty defense? They can rack up the offenses but when it comes to locking things down, they come up short

I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Haven’t we all had our male member described as “Max”... ????

I have zero connection with this org but this screams like a hit piece. There’s 100 reasons to rip this organization apart as unlicensed counseling or creepy but you try to invoke Koresh-level fear over an organization you admit has only ~100 members in NEW YORK CITY. Why not take down an ultra right church or an…

Johnny Manziel is now considering a baseball career in Japan as part of his “rehabilitation”

First Plaxico, now this?

If they just cluster enough bodies to form a clot in the lane, any team can shut down the Heat

Station management: “I TenneSee What You Did There. Now get out.”

Because they totally know what GLOW is, or that there was wrestling on at 2 am

The advice is so heavy-handedly obvious it should’ve been titled “How to Drink When You’re 16" or should have included “Don’t drink alcohol” as one of its many hot takes

Uhhhhhhhhhh yah, this looks like someone who’s come around on the issue.

Why is he getting a pass for calling the marbles “colored”? Further, why are marble events now becoming about race. I expect better from the WWL

“Now listen, we need to get this catwalk issue handled immediately!” the operations manager bellowed.

Hayes’ attorney merely needs to point out every senseless gun crime can be stopped by a good guy with a gun. As Smith was not able to stop the situation, he must not have been the good guy. Quid pro quo res ipsa loquitur wookie defense’d

Nice for the beer vendor to offer Winkler some reprieve by reminding him it was last call

Bail jumping? More like Ball bouncing amirite?

Have you lived anywhere else? Open carry of alcohol alone is amazing, let alone food, community and entertainment. A life in Uptown is better than a life wondering which closeted ultra conservative makes you embarrassed to be a resident

Such is the origin of YAS KWEEN

“How many people have drowned due to Jim Harbaugh’s improper football practices? Stop this murderer now!” -Greg Sankey

So let’s use BMI for credit card qualifications and sexual actions? “Yah she’s 15 officer but she’s got the body of a woman!”